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Total Medals Earned: 225 (From 52 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,370 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/24/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/20/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Chaos Faction 2

KILL IT WITH FIRE Unlocked 5/17/10
5 Points
Burn someone to a crisp
Zoned Out Unlocked 5/17/10
5 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Zero Gravity Unlocked 5/17/10
10 Points
Go offscreen and recover
Recycler 5 Points Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Anger Management 10 Points Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Crate Expectations 10 Points Collect 20 crates in one match
In The Zone 10 Points Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
KAPOW! 10 Points Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Magic Number 10 Points Get a 3x multikill
4 On The Floor 25 Points Get a 4x multikill
Architect 25 Points Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Chaos Kudos 25 Points Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Immortal 25 Points Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Veteran 25 Points Play 10 deathmatch games
Fantastic 5 50 Points Get a 5x multikill
Lift Off! 50 Points Knock someone into space
Pacifist 50 Points Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Survivor 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Take The Plunge 50 Points Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Up And Away 50 Points Knock someone into the stratosphere

Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

People Person Unlocked 3/13/11
5 Points
Run 250 people over
Tiger Blood Unlocked 3/13/11
5 Points
Activate Tiger Mode
Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/13/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/150 points)

Chibi Knight

Dragon-slayer Unlocked 2/11/10
5 Points
Beat Island Beast
Furball-slayer Unlocked 2/11/10
10 Points
Beat Canyon Beast
Demon-slayer Unlocked 2/17/10
25 Points
Defeat Demon Beast
Worthy-chibi Unlocked 2/17/10
25 Points
Defeat all 3 knights
Chibi-mage 10 Points Get all 4 spells
Speed-runner 25 Points Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Grinder 50 Points Level up everything to level 8
Slash-n'-burn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/155 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/13/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Crush the Castle: PP

Castle Hater Unlocked 10/11/09
5 Points
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher Unlocked 10/11/09
5 Points
Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Smasher Unlocked 10/11/09
10 Points
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher Unlocked 10/11/09
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet Unlocked 10/11/09
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Castle Crusher 10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer 10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles 50 Points Crush all castles
Gold Medalist 100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.

Medals Earned: 5/12 (40/285 points)

D-Day Defender

First Blood Unlocked 6/18/09
10 Points
Kill your first enemy.
Having a Blast Unlocked 6/18/09
10 Points
Launch your first mortar strike.
Cannon Fodder Unlocked 6/22/09
25 Points
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Collateral Unlocked 6/22/09
25 Points
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Game Over 10 Points Let history take its course.
Movie Fan 10 Points Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Pacifist 10 Points Die without killing a single enemy.
FLAK Expert 25 Points Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Panzerschreck 25 Points Destroy 6 tanks.
Getting the Hang of it 50 Points Stay alive for 50 hours.
Hang in There 50 Points Regain your health after nearly dying.
Massacre 50 Points Destroy 500 enemies.
Get Out More 100 Points Survive for 250 hours.
Master Tactician 100 Points Chain 4 explosions.

Medals Earned: 4/14 (70/500 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 3/26/10
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Monkey Biz Unlocked 3/26/10
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 3/26/10
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)