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Total Medals Earned: 225 (From 52 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,370 Points

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Africa Dudes

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

There 25 Points

Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.

There and Black Again 50 Points

Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)

GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points

Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Applez

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Aversion to death 5 Points

Complete an easy level without dying

Dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat

Obey gravity, it's the law 5 Points

Attempt to double jump

REALLY a dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat while fat

Brutal takedown 10 Points

Mid-air axe death

Like a chubby vampire 10 Points

Death by spikes when fat

Skilled at not dying 10 Points

Complete a hard level without dying

Slow and steady 10 Points

Get to the flag when fat

Jump, magic jump 25 Points

Find and use the golden bounce pad

Untouchable 25 Points

Complete a hard level without taking damage

Curious 50 Points

Find a secret area

Godslayer 50 Points

Defeat the cat god

Royal rainbow 50 Points

Vomit on the princess

Collector 100 Points

Find all 3 secret areas

Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Chaos Faction 2

Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)

KILL IT WITH FIRE 5 Points

Burn someone to a crisp

Zoned Out 5 Points

Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1

Zero Gravity 10 Points

Go offscreen and recover

Recycler 5 Points

Kill someone with a dropped weapon

Anger Management 10 Points

Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match

Crate Expectations 10 Points

Collect 20 crates in one match

In The Zone 10 Points

Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2

KAPOW! 10 Points

Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch

Magic Number 10 Points

Get a 3x multikill

4 On The Floor 25 Points

Get a 4x multikill

Architect 25 Points

Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it

Chaos Kudos 25 Points

Complete all campaign challenges in the game

Immortal 25 Points

Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge

Veteran 25 Points

Play 10 deathmatch games

Fantastic 5 50 Points

Get a 5x multikill

Lift Off! 50 Points

Knock someone into space

Pacifist 50 Points

Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone

Survivor 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode

Take The Plunge 50 Points

Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row

Up And Away 50 Points

Knock someone into the stratosphere

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/150 points)

People Person 5 Points

Run 250 people over

Tiger Blood 5 Points

Activate Tiger Mode

Two and a Half Miles 5 Points

Travel over 2.5 miles

Bend Over 5 Points

Die 5 Times

Terminal Velocity 5 Points

Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour

CARnage 10 Points

Destroy 100 cars

Hot Shot 10 Points

Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood

Major Bender 10 Points

Travel 100 miles

My Goddesses 10 Points

Pick up 30 strippers

Winners use Drugs 10 Points

Use every type of drug in the game

Street Wall 25 Points

Crash into 10 concrete barriers

Rockstar From Mars 50 Points

Travel 200 miles

Chibi Knight

Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/155 points)

Dragon-slayer 5 Points

Beat Island Beast

Furball-slayer 10 Points

Beat Canyon Beast

Demon-slayer 25 Points

Defeat Demon Beast

Worthy-chibi 25 Points

Defeat all 3 knights

Chibi-mage 10 Points

Get all 4 spells

Speed-runner 25 Points

Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells

Grinder 50 Points

Level up everything to level 8

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Crush the Castle: PP

Medals Earned: 5/12 (40/285 points)

Castle Hater 5 Points

Beat all castles in Black Shores

Castle Pusher 5 Points

Beat all castles in Umbria

Castle Smasher 10 Points

Beat all castles in Wintervale

Tutorial Smasher 10 Points

Get gold in all castles in Black Shores

Warming Up the Trebuchet 10 Points

Get gold in all castles in Umbria

Castle Crusher 10 Points

Beat all castles in Betsonia

Castle Destroyer 10 Points

Beat all castles in Dante Flats

Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Wintervale

No Survivors 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats

Resistance is Futile 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Betsonia

I Hate Castles 50 Points

Crush all castles

Gold Medalist 100 Points

Get gold medals in all castles.

D-Day Defender

Medals Earned: 4/14 (70/500 points)

First Blood 10 Points

Kill your first enemy.

Having a Blast 10 Points

Launch your first mortar strike.

Cannon Fodder 25 Points

Kill 100 footsoldiers.

Collateral 25 Points

Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.

Game Over 10 Points

Let history take its course.

Movie Fan 10 Points

Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.

Pacifist 10 Points

Die without killing a single enemy.

FLAK Expert 25 Points

Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.

Panzerschreck 25 Points

Destroy 6 tanks.

Getting the Hang of it 50 Points

Stay alive for 50 hours.

Hang in There 50 Points

Regain your health after nearly dying.

Massacre 50 Points

Destroy 500 enemies.

Get Out More 100 Points

Survive for 250 hours.

Master Tactician 100 Points

Chain 4 explosions.

Dadgame

Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)

Guardians 5 Points

Defeat the Footie Twins

Monkey Biz 5 Points

Defeat Ootkey

Bad Transit 10 Points

Defeat TRN-1

Heavy Weapons 5 Points

Defeat Battbot

Freeroes 25 Points

Get Secret Ending

Kaminari Ninja 25 Points

Defeat Raijinmaru

Patricide 25 Points

Defeat creator of Dadgame

Story Easy 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard

Story Hard 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Hard

Story Normal 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard

WSW Tribute 25 Points

Defeat Final Weapon

Cheating Death 50 Points

Defeat Mecha-Death

Debugger 50 Points

Defeat Phantom

Presto! 50 Points

Beat Boss Battles on HARD

Tower Offender 50 Points

Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD

Dadgamer 100 Points

100% Completion